An outlet mall. *tries to breathe* That’s right, you heard me. An outlet mall. All of the big names at amazing discount prices. Old Navy, Eddie Bauer, Aeropostale, Claire’s, The Gap, ZALES! Everything you can possibly imagine! I managed to buy this AMAZING dress:
The picture doesn’t do it justice. It’s absolutely stunning. It’s snug around the waist in all the right ways so that my boobs look Marilyn Monroe fabulous and my hips (which I usually hate because they’re so wide) look just right in the a-line silhouette of the skirt. All I need are strappy sandals and to dye my hair F-me blonde. 
Ha ha. I mean… umm… I didn’t say that.
I also got two jeans from the Old Navy outlet for $22! 2 for the price of 1! SWEET! All in all, I spent about eighty bucks in total today for a shirt, a dress, and two pairs of jeans! Not bad, if you ask me. I’m psyched!
There’s still half the mall to scour which we plan to do tomorrow. It was raining buckets today and we decided to go see The Love Guru as a way to stay inside. I love Mike Meyers. The movie was very Austin Powers (the original, 1st one). Justin Timberlake stole the show.
*hilarious french accent* I will make you some Quebec Pizza. Poptarts with the ketchup. She is good.
Priceless. Ha ha.
When we got home I made a fanciful dinner of garlic shrimp in white wine and linguine. Garlic bread side. Hubby and I are going to be STINKY. 
Don’t judge it by the picture. I took it on my camera phone. I know it’s no Top Chef, but it tasted delicious.
Hope you’re all having a great Sunday!
