I got this email from hubby today and I just had to share it cause it made me laugh! Ha, ha. If only there really were an exercise program like this, I bet you EVERYONE would be able to lose the weight they want!
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10
lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you
can catch me, you can have me.”
Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he
finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the
fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the
door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his
best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting
in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he
weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost
another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for
broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the
phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”
“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and
when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy
standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I
catch you, your ass is mine.”
He lost 63 pounds that week.
🙂 Ha, ha. Good stuff. Reminds me that I should probably hit the gym tonight. LOL Think that bringing a sexy picture of a man and pasting it to the front of the treadmill will make me run faster? There’s a thought…
I’m finally getting some cleaning and such done. The house is looking a bit better, though not where I wanted it. Not yet anyway. I still have a few hours. 😉 Then it’s back to work tomorrow. Not that I mind. I suddenly find the house a bit stifling.
Either way, I may also have a new premise for my novella. After much brainstorming with the lovely Miranda Heart (I *heart* you, lady), I think I may have come up with something that will work. Now it’s only a matter of writing. We’ll see what happens. I make no promises. It’s just that the voices have gotten a bit quiet, you know? So I gotta lure them back out a bit.
I hope you’re all enjoying your Thursday!